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Add your favourite chemistry / physics jokes here.

2 atoms in a bar,
One says to the other "I think I've lost an electron."  

The other replies "Are you sure" .

"Yes I'm positive"!!!

Two chemists go into a restaurant.

The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates,  Even Better NO3-"

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through"

What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking?  In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.

A few interesting answers in Chemistry tests..

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