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2 atoms in a bar,
One says to the other "I think I've lost an electron."
The other replies "Are you sure" .
"Yes I'm positive"!!!
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-"
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through"
What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
A few interesting answers in Chemistry tests..